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Thursday, 11 December 2014

16 REASONS TO DATE A BLOGGER!


Well, it doesn't come for free, albeit you have to be smart, sarcastic, pungent, quick and sharp witted to be able to enjoy the following fantastic benefits of dating a media celebrity or else you can get easily frustrated!! Check it out:

1. They are too busy with their work to think about other girls in the world! So don't worry, they won't cheat on you..

2. They are aware about every Important event on the calender, from valentine's day to chocolate day to #LoveYourGfMoreDay.

3. They are entrepreneurs, they love to stand on their own and not under some Fat-Bottom !

4. They don't have fixed timings, so going out at busy office hours wouldn't be a problem.

5. They earn alot! So you won't have any worries about your future especially when the big adverts starts rolling in, you'll smile for jesus.

6. They are clever and intelligent, you will not have to listen to Bull-poo as they know what they are talking about!

7. They are very creative and innovative in their work, so you'll have many surprises to look forward to!

8. In case of any misunderstandings and fights, your friends will come directly into the picture, as they know how to get genuine backlinks.

9. You don't need to wear good clothes and have facials done every week, they don't really care about your materialistic looks, as far as they are sure you love them.

10. If you won't find him or he goes missing, don't worry and complain to police, he will be in the nearest Internet cafe!

11. They will gift you things or gift which you can show off to the world. How about the Latest Iphone 6? This is rather good compared to gifts you hide like Sexy Looking "Undies".

12. They have a lot of Brand Value in the Blogosphere, at some point you'll feel like a Celeb Gf or Wife!

13. You need not worry about job, he will always want you to work together with him (blogging).

14. You can fight a lot with him, as they have a lot of Patience waiting for their site to rank and get traffic !

15. They make sure that there won't be any kind of penalty on your relationship, as they are aware of all the algorithms leading to penalty.

16. They have a different kind of romantic sense, but don't worry they are obviously very # good-in- bed !

Written by Lastdon02 of nairaland and edited by PorscheClassy.

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